Because I only know debit and credit
Because I only know assets and liabilities
Because I don’t like bad debts
Because I don’t like allowance for doubtful debts
Because accrued and prepaid are confusing
Because I hate it when the balance sheet does not balance
Because I don’t know where to put current asset and non current asset
Because I don't know what to do when Jaya Trading can pay 60% of their bad debts
Because sometimes they didn’t separate carriage outwards and inwards
Because I don’t know what to do with unpaid salary
Because I just knew purchase goes debit, sale goes credit
Because I don’t know what to record in balance sheet
Because income statement is very confusing
Because there are three rows in balance sheet
Because sometimes they didn’t mention closing inventories
Because depreciation comes in two methods
Because accumulated depreciation is a different case
Because if David took out money for himself, that is a drawing
Because paid in advance is prepaid
Because haven’t paid means accrued
Because prepaid means you add, accrued means you minus
Because equity and capital is actually the same thing
Because having to do ledger is very tiring
Because in ledger, debit and credit become confusing
And I’m not very good in complicated calculations
And I don’t like the sight of calculator that much
And I can’t easily remember all the formulas
And I hate to draw ledger account
And I hate to record in income statement
And I hate to balance the balance sheet
Because I just wrote surprisingly 30 things.
And that’s why I hate ACCOUNTING.
I didn't continue reading after 5th line or so.
ReplyDeleteBecause I know it has something to do with accounting and I understand nothing about accounting!
Oh, I understand one thing about accounting: WATCHING IKEMENS ARE BETTEEEEEERRRRRRR MUAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA righhhhhhhht!
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